When Jerry Seinfeld spoke about making a twenty-minute television
episode he described it like running with an egg. That is to say there is this
obstacle course one must cross all the while holding on to this very fragile
thing and at any point in the obstacle course this very fragile thing could
drop and be ruined irrevocably. To reiterate, everything from idea to writing
to preproduction to directing to acting to editing to final presentation must
be done perfectly. A misstep in any part of the process will render the final
product inferior. When a movie fails completely it becomes clear that mistakes
were made at most parts of the process. When a movie fails inexpliacably (or
say tragically) you can almost sense this heroic effort being undone by a
single weak link far along in the chain. Almost never do you see a movie fail
the way that “The Good Dinosaur” fails. It’s marketing was perfect, its editing
was seamless, it’s animation a pinnacle of the art, it’s casting and voice
acting totally fine. Even the writing is not all that bad. No, what went wrong
is the idea. The premise of “The Good Dinosaur,” is the problem. Imagine if you
will somebody breaking the egg at the first obstacle in the course and then
proceeding to run the rest of the way all the way to the finish line with a
broken egg. The time to stop production of this movie was during the pitch
meeting.
The premise for this movie is that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs
missed the earth and that the dinosaurs survived to be able to meet humans
millions of years after. That’s not the problem. The problem is that the movie
takes this imaginative leap with the dinosaurs that is not intutitive. For
instance, the movie starts with a family of Apatasaurs. There is a Dad, a Mom,
and three kids (one of which is our cowardly hero Arlo). They are farmers. They
grow corn and talk about storing enough grain for the winter. This does not
make sense. The main reason is that they have not evolved past anything that
looks like Apatasaurs. That is they are still very big, move along on all
fours, and do not have hands that can grasp anything. And yet they have somehow
built a house and a granary and plow the ground with their noses. The most
absurd thing is that they are vegetarians and live in a forest and instead of
eating the trees around them are planting itty bitty things of corn. Animated
movies always take a certain leaps when they anthropomorphize animals, but this
can only go so far. For instance the fish in “Finding Nemo” talked and had
dreams and anxieties but they never ceased being fish. What makes the best
films of Pixar work is that recognition the audience has when they are
presented with the fanciful. Sure, there are not actual emotional beings in our
head at a control panel but if there were, it is conceivable that they would
work the way they do in “Inside Out.” Wall-E gained a personality over several
thousand years but he never ceased being a trash compactor. In “The Good
Dinosaur,” the dinosaurs are no longer dinosaurs. The Apatasaurs are farmers
but there is no intuitive reason why Apatasaurs would become farmers. And there
is no intuitive reason why Tyrannasaur Rexes would become cowboys on a cattle
trail. And there is no intutitive reason why Velociprators would become redneck
cow stealers. All of this is very well committed to (the nicest touch has to be
the casting of Sam Elliot as the father T-Rex) but because none of it seems
more than arbitrary the movie has this aura of strangeness that permeates every
scene. There are no “Aha!” moments. It is more like, “okay I guess we are doing
this now.”
So the movie does not work on a fundamental level. At the same time, it
has got to be some sort of pinnacle in animation. In fact, I can see why the
sunk cost fallacy of this idea perhaps had so many legs. The storyline has to
do with Arlo, the yound apatasaurus, becoming lost and having to find his way
home through the wilderness. The animators at Pixar were grandly inspired to
say the least at the challenge of composing an entire movie’s worth of
landscape scenes. You almost never see this in an animated movie because I
expect it is an excruciatingly hard thing to do. I mean imagine drawing a mountain
and taking the time to draw every goddamn tree on it. Or drawing a churning
river and making the water look like real water. In fact, nature in this movie
is so grand and ever present in large epic ways that it is fair to call it the
antagonist of the story. I have no idea how this movie was made but I would not
be surprised if Pixar did a lot of groundbreaking innovating here. I really
wish the egg had not broken at the start line.
One may want to give Pixar a shout out for making an original movie at
all. They have so many great brands in their catalog that they could (and have
plans for) moneymaking sequels ad infinitum. “The Good Dinosaur,” directed by
first timer Peter Sohn encapsulates the reasons big studios can be so risk
adverse. It is very hard to take to spend several hundred million dollars on a
movie and have it come out subpar. Then again, this year’s “Inside Out” is the
flip side to that. It was also an original and it hit the big time. In a year
that Jurassic World broke box office records it would have been fair to assume
it would be the other way around. William Goldman once had something to say
about that. Keep making original movies Pixar, pretty please.
p.s. Thanks for the druggy scene. That was funny.