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Saturday, June 3, 2017

Alien: Covenant (2/5 Stars)



In what is becoming an “Alien” franchise tradition, a subsequent installment cannibalizes a superior predecessor. I don’t mean that the sequel is inferior or simply does the same thing in an inferior way, I mean that is actually undercuts the pleasure of watching a previous movie. This happened the first time in Alien 3, when in between “Aliens” and “Alien 3” the movie actually killed off important characters that the viewer had come to know and very much like. “Alien: Covenant” does the same thing, killing off the main female lead of “Prometheus,” Elizabeth Shaw, played by Noomi Rapace. The ironic thing about the “Alien” franchises is that one of its major themes is corporate disregard for human life in the face of profit, and the main culprit of these in-between movie killings is most likely the waning stardom of previous main characters. At least that is what seems to be the main impetus behind the lack of Noomi Rapace here. In 2012 came out, Noomi Rapace, coming off the iconic “Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” trilogy, was a the zenith of her star power. In 2017 she has become largely absent whereas Michael Fassbender, the other survivor from “Prometheus,” is still around. So “Alien: Covenant” kills off Noomi Rapace even before the movie starts and became the Michael Fassbender show. It is notable that this is the first canonical Alien installment that does not feature a strong female lead.

The problems start there and keep going. I am going to limit myself to just a few complaints, but not before noting that this movie was directed by Ridley Scott who directed both the original “Alien” and “Prometheus.” I merely point this out to state that he should know how to make a better movie than this one.

A large problem with blockbusters nowadays is that they use digital effects too much. Digital effects have their place, and that is when the filmmakers cannot make the thing they want to show without digital effects, like say a large crowd, or a landscape, or another world. When digital effects are used to make something really small and close, they should not be used at all. The filmmakers should just make the thing they want to be represented. Compare the baby-alien chest bursting scenes in the original 1979 “Alien” and the one this year in “Alien: Covenant.” Even though a span of thirty-eight years of continual special effects evolution has occurred, the 1979 version is more believable, more visceral, and more effective. It’s that way because they made a puppet out of real material and performed the operation physically. The same scene in “Alien: Covenant” looks like a digital recreation. It’s detailed but the audience can tell the difference. There is no financial reason to do it this way. In fact, a puppet is probably cheaper.

This movie breaks all the rules of the Alien. For it to be a believable story, the rules having been set down explicitly need to stay there. Here is a short list of broken rules in “Alien: Covenant.” One: Aliens can be killed by bullets from guns. Two: The Alien gestates in the stomach and bursts through the chest (as opposed to say, through the upper back vertebrae, which is novel but doesn’t make any sense). Three: The Alien needs time (maybe a couple of weeks) to impregnate the host, grow inside it, burst out of it, go into the wilderness and come back fully formed. In this movie, that whole process happens in a couple of hours.

Mr. Scott perhaps broke these rules because he felt the audience may have been impatient. Well, the first “Alien” movie was great because he took his time to establish the rules and follow them, which made them visceral and effective. If he couldn’t find a way to do it here, he should have gone back to the drawing board. After, the end product is an “Alien” movie that doesn’t have believable Aliens in it.


As far as the philosophical underpinnings of this movie, I am disappointed to relate that it did not follow through on the promises “Prometheus” made in what it was trying to accomplish here. I feel like “Prometheus” got thrown under the bus quite frankly. I’m not happy with this movie. Two Michael Fassbenders did not make it all okay.

Baywatch (4/5 Stars)



The best and longest running joke in “Baywatch” takes place over lifeguard lunch wherein the cocky new guy, Matt Brody, played by Zac Efron, is being quizzed on what it takes to be part of the Baywatch family (yes, it’s called a family by the head guy Mitch Buchanon, played by Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson). Matt Brody apparently thinks that being a lifeguard stays at saving beach goers from drowning. The lifeguard lists off several scenarios they encountered just the last week: a hoard of jellyfish, sand-grifters, and various criminal conspiracies. “The situations you are describing sound like scenes from an entertaining though far-fetched TV show,” remarks Brody before insisting once again that the lifeguards should probably just call the police in these situations.

What makes this joke work so well is the deadpan absolute seriousness that Dwayne Johnson brings to his character’s mission to “Protect the Bay.” This man really believes that these sorts of things, including the main plot of trying to bring down a drug kingpin, is his responsibility. It is absurd but Dwayne Johnson makes it work to the point of hilarity. This performance reminded me of the performances of the late great Leslie Nielson in the “Naked Gun” and “Airplane” franchises. The movie is crazy but “The Rock” anchors it by playing the part so straight.

The feel and tone of this movie comes from the “21 Jump Street” mold. The original TV series was, on the surface at least, a drama that took itself seriously. “Baywatch” as much as it deals in the superficial pleasures of the show (hot woman in swimsuits running in slow motion) makes fun of the TV show as well. A good gag is when Mitch Buchanan pulls out his keys to the lifeguard shack. On the key ring is a “Good Luck!!!” message from the previous “Mitch Buchanan” played by David Hasselhoff. Apparently this particular bay has been run by two separate Mitch Buchanan for the past forty years.

Some gags work better than others. I could have done without the morgue scene, but overall, like “21 Jump Street” the relationships and jokes make sense and it is fun watching these characters interact with each and go undercover in various costumes at the smallest provocation.

In one area, this movie does much better than others. There is a subplot involving a chubby nerd played by Ronnie Greenbaum who has a crush on C.J. Parker, played by Kelly Rohrback in the orginal Pamela Anderson role. Normally I don’t find the nerd chases hot girl story lines all that interesting. I never feel like the nerd really earns the hot girl. In this movie, I feel like Ronnie Greenbaum earns the hot girl, probably in the scene where he creates a diversion at a party by putting on a show-stopping dance number.


I liked this movie. The director, Seth Gordon, previously made one of my favorite documentaries named the “The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters,” which can rightly be said to be the best documentary about people obsessed with the old “Donkey Kong” stand-up arcade game. I only mention it to recommend it. It’s good.

Get Out (3/5 Stars)




Perhaps you have heard this horror plot-line before: A group of white settlers/tourists/explorers head into the desert/woods/jungle where they meet indigenous rednecks/savages/headhunters that proceed to torture and kill them. It’s a staid subgenre of horror that has rightly been deemed racist because the indigenous people are represented as one dimensional villains. As far as I know, this sub-genre has always steadily produced movies, but those movies have never been mainstream, at least not in the last fifty years when it is fair to say that mainstream movies started going out of their way to not be racist.

“Get Out” is an installment to this subgenre, the twist being that it is about a black man who travels into the suburbs where he encounters a nefarious group of white liberal elitists. Also unlike the rest of the subgenre this movie is mainstream, written and directed by Jordan Peele, and hitting No. 1 at the box office. That essentially makes it is the most blatantly racist mainstream movie I have ever seen in a movie theater.

Obviously as a person who has seen many old movies, I have seen more racist movies than “Get Out.” The most obvious is “The Birth of a Nation.” That movie is enlightening in the sense that it gets one into the mind of a true racist, D.W. Griffith. You can’t learn anything about black people in that movie. You can however learn quite a bit about the insecurities and fears underpinning the racist ideology of the white people. The same can be said inversely about “Get Out.” You won’t be able to learn anything about white people from this movie. The characterizations are absurd and contradict themselves. You can however get a really good glimpse into the insecurities and fears of writer/director Jordan Peele, and maybe judging by the popularity of the movie (“The Birth of a Nation” too was very popular) the insecurities and fears of the modern black person. Like the insecurities and fears of D.W. Griffith, its a rather pathetic portrait and like “Birth of a Nation”, “Get Out” should go down in history as a pitiful document of its times.

Spoilers abound here: The movie concerns Chris Washington (played by Daniel Kaluuya) who is traveling to the countryside with his white girlfriend Rose Armitage (played by Allison Williams) to meet her parents for the first time. Unbeknownst to Chris, Rose has dated black men before, about ten of them in fact. She chooses them for their physical prowess, seduces them, and takes them into her family’s mansion in the woods where her family brainwashes them and sells them as slaves to the highest bidder. This bidder, a frail physically inept white person, through elaborate brain surgery, comes to inhabit the body of the physically adept black man. The black man stays in the neighborhood but his “blackness” has essentially been removed. He wears slacks and fedoras and speaks in a calm eerily comfortable tone with no slang at all, just like a white person. (This particular character, a disappeared black man from Brooklyn who has been ‘turned white’ by the evil suburb may stand in for such disappeared black men like Ben Carson. I suspect black people may feel that such people are brainwashed tools that aren’t really black anymore.)

There is a lot of psychology to unpack here already but what is most striking about this movie is its caricature of the nefarious white people. They are actually really nice. They vote Obama and go out of their way to be polite to Chris. They are obviously meant to be stand-ins for the polite white people of the real world who are aware of racism and make an effort to be tolerant. We already knew that angry violent racists are bad people, but this movie goes further: All white people are bad and have conspiratorial motives against black people no matter how nice they seem on the surface. I expect Jordan Peele, a mixed-race college graduate with a successful television and movie career, has met a lot of nice white people in his life. Like a total asshole, he is essentially stating here that he does not trust them and holds them in contempt.


It really saddens me when people make the argument that this movie is important because it shows how black people feel. Feeling something does not make it right. Tribalism is a natural thing and may feel correct, but that does not mean that racism is justified. This movie does not make the argument that “racism is bad,” it makes the argument that “white people are bad.” There is a distinction here that is sadly lost on many people who ascribe to the identity politics of our day. In their view, black people can’t be racist because one needs to have a position of power in order to effectuate racism, and black people do not have power. (Obviously, I hold a different view as to what racism entails and whether black people have enough power to be responsible for their actions.) Through that view, this movie can be justified as some little ‘payback’ for all the racism in the past. Enjoy yourself in your revenge, Jordan Peele, but don’t fool yourself into thinking that this sort of shit helps solve the problem.  

Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Oscars 2017



2016 in movies provides a sea change in my relationship with movies. This was the first year where I felt certain that I no longer had a hold on movies in popular culture. It has been a feeling seeping in for quite awhile, but now I know it for certain. I perhaps saw 50 or 60 movies this year and only saw half of those in theaters. That is not nearly enough to have seen all the best. The revolution in movie making that has cheapened the process (see the great documentary by Keanu Reeves "Side by Side") has taken away the ability for even an avid-movie watcher as me to even be aware of everything that is out there. Two of my greatest experiences in the medium of this last year weren't even movies. They were television series: "American Crime Story: The O.J. Simpson Story" and "Stranger Things." These shows were extraordinary examples of story-telling but they aren't even allowed in my picks this year because they aren't movies (I don't know, I'm generally flexible, maybe next year I will include TV series in my Oscar picks).

The diversity and sheer amount of movies gives light to the idea that we are becoming more and more insulated by our own neighborhoods. A couple movies I saw this year that were terrible (i.e. Birth of a Nation) were excitedly advocated by the New York City crowd that I am apart of. At the same time, a couple movies I saw because they showed up unexpectedly in the Oscar Race but had not been mentioned at all by anyone I knew personally (i.e. Hacksaw Ridge) turned out to be great. That was the best movie I had seen this year. Nobody I know has seen it.

In the end, I think this is a good thing. The utter cheapness of movies allows anybody anywhere to make them. This allows culture to grow in places that would be otherwise fallow. In "Hearts of Darkness," Francis Ford Coppola remarked that his dream was that movies would become so cheap that a fat girl in the Midwest could make a masterpiece. That day I feel is probably here. The unexpected problem is that my Netflix queue is already so long that I will probably never see it.

Here are my Oscars 2017 (for the 2016 year Picks)

WRITING (ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY)
The Lobster
Hell or High Water
Hacksaw Ridge
10 Cloverfield Lane
Hail Ceasar!

To say that "The Lobster" is a romantic comedy is to truly push the definition of that category. And yet like "Punch Drunk Love" there is no other way to put it. It is really the most Original of all the Screenplays this year. It creates its own world with its own rules and then follows them to the unsuspecting but logical end. It works and for me at least, it was romantic.



WRITING (ADAPTED SCREENPLAY)
Arrival
Moonlight
Silence
Deadpool
Deepwater Horizon

The maturation of Peter Berg, director of not only "Deepwater Horizon" but also "Patriot's Day" this year is one of the best stories of the year. This the guy who once directed "Battleship." His last several movies are some of the smartest, and given their non-fictional basis, some of the most important movies being made. "Deepwater Horizon" is a textbook example of good screenwriting tackling really complicated engineering problems. There is only so much screenwriting can do in this medium to explain complex engineering. "Deepwater Horizon" does it better than most movies ever made.





VISUAL EFFECTS
Dr. Strange
Deepwater Horizon
Captain America: Civil War
Deadpool
Hacksaw Ridge

It is a rare thing when I watch a movie and I'm blown away by visual effects. They are so dime a dozen nowaday. But "Dr. Strange" showed me something of a kind I had never seen before.





SOUND EDITING/SOUND MIXING
La La Land
Deepwater Horizon
Hacksaw Ridge
Sully
Arrival

I can't say I fully understand this category (see all previous Oscar Picks), but the Oscars seemed to think "Arrival" knew what it was doing, and I see no reason to disagree. It was a very good movie, and as I am not honoring it elsewhere, I'm glad to do it here. 





PRODUCTION DESIGN
Hail, Ceasar!
Arrival
La La Land
Silence
The Handmaiden

That 1950s movie studio had great sets.



MUSIC (BEST USE OF A SONG)
“No Dames” - Hail, Ceasar!
“Die Zauberflote, K. 620” - Florence Foster Jenkins
Hello Stranger” - Moonlight
“On the Nature of Daylight” - Arrival
“The Greatest Love of All” - Toni Erdmann

Well, right? Sometimes the right choice of a song speaks so much more than a thousand speeches and proves my theory that a song doesn't need to be original to garner attention and respect.



MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)
Moonlight
La La Land
Lion
Christine
Arrival

I know, there were original songs in "La La Land," but I figured they were all the same song and should work more like a Score. Of course La La Land had the best music of the year.




MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Hail Ceasar!
Nocturnal Animals
The Handmaiden

Actually I think both "The Handmaiden" and "Hail Ceasar!" have better makeup and hairstyling but I'm honoring them elsewhere here. This is for Laura Linney's big hair and Amy Adams red hair.





FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
Toni Erdmann

I only saw one Foreign Film this year, but I would be surprised if it weren't the best one. There will be an American remake with Jack Nicholson and Kristin Wiig and I'm sure that movie will be great too. What is especially interesting is that it is a German film, takes place for the most part in Romania, and as it concerns international business contains a good deal of English. Which parts are which languages speaks quite a bit about how people speak in the Europe of 2017.



FILM EDITING
La La Land
Nocturnal Animals
Arrival
Hacksaw Ridge
Moonlight


It is interesting how "Hacksaw Ridge" won the Film Editing Oscar and was never considered part of the race for Best Picture because Film Editing is usually so intertwined with what makes a great movie. It is an editor's medium as many filmmakers have said. "Hacksaw Ridge" although only arguably the best movie the year, was certainly the most unappreciated, at least where I'm from.




DOCUMENTARY
O.J.: Made in America

All I'm saying is I wish I had seen more documentaries. This one it is fair to say, is a great one.




DIRECTING
Damien Chazelle – La La Land
Mel Gibson – Hacksaw Ridge
Scott Derrickson – Dr. Strange
Barry Jenkins – Moonlight
Peter Berg – Deepwater Horizon

Damien Chazelle is somebody special. I hope to see what he can do with a story that is not about musicians or Hollywood.




COSTUME DESIGN
Hail Ceasar!
Doctor Strange
Allied
La La Land
The Handmaiden

This one is for the Kimonos.





CINEMATOGRAPHY
The Handmaiden
Silence
La La Land
Moonlight
Hail Ceasar!

La La Land was the best looking movie of the year. period.





BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Kate McKinnon – Ghostbusters
Naomie Harris – Moonlight
Michelle Williams – Manchester by the Sea
Nicole Kidman - Lion
Rachel Weisz – The Lobster


It is weird how I didn't see a better performance by a Female Supporting Actress. This is always a weak category and Kate McKinnon, well she's great.



BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
John Goodman - 10 Cloverfield Lane
Jeff Bridges – Hell or High Water
Mahershala Ali - Moonlight
Michael Shannon – Nocturnal Animals
Tom Bennett – Love and Friendship

I'll let this clip speak for itself. I liked Michael Shannon, but I picked him for Best Actor already a couple years ago. Mahershala Ali has been great and not been picked for awhile now.




BEST ACTRESS
Meryl Streep – Florence Foster Jenkins
Amy Adams – Arrival
Rebecca Hall – Christine
Sandra Huller – Toni Erdmann
Kate Beckinsale – Love and Friendship

There is something really special about this performance. Because the movie is so low key, the performance sneaks up on you. I'm attaching here my favorite clip, but without the first two hours, you won't understand why its' so great



BEST ACTOR
Viggo Mortensen – Captain Fantastic
Andrew Garfield – Hacksaw Ridge
Joel Edgerton – Loving
Casey Affleck – Manchester by the Sea
Denzel Washington – Fences

This one was tough, but I have to give credit to Denzel. He made a movie that was so obviously based and confined by its play setting a verve and direction that a less actor wouldn't have made possible.




BEST PICTURE
Deadpool
Hell or High Water
Deepwater Horizon
Moonlight
Doctor Strange
Hacksaw Ridge
Loving
Arrival
La La Land
The Lobster

This was one year when I really did not have a clear preference. There was that mixup at the Oscars telecast and I was like, okay, I'm cool with either one. But "Hacksaw Ridge" touched me in a way no other movie did this year. 


Saturday, March 25, 2017

Logan (5/5 Stars)





The resiliency of comic book franchises rests on the enormous wealth of material that subsequent installments of the franchise may draw upon. Whereas a franchise made originally for the screen like a Rambo or a Die Hard often face a narrowness of choice (in chronological order and with bigger explosions), something like the X-Men franchise has an extraordinary versatility in the types and time periods in which the story-lines take place.

After three movies that took place in the early 2000s (X-Men in 2000, X2 in 2003, and X-Men: the Last Stand in 2006), the next movie took place in the 1960s (X-Men: First Class), another one simultaneously in the 1970s and the apocalyptic future (X-Men: Days of Future Past), another in the 1980s (X-Men: Apocalypse) and two Wolverine centered movies (X-Men: Origins Wolverine, I think in the 1980s and The Wolverine (set in 2010s Japan).

Now we have Logan, which is set in the future in 2029. Logan, like all the others, is based in part on a comic book. Like all the others, it does not feel like the intuitive choice for the next movie in a franchise (i.e. in chronological order and with bigger explosions). It’s tone and style is very different, more Western than Superhero blockbuster, which says much about the incredible diversity in X-Men literature. I’m sure there are nerds out there fretting what the presence of “Logan” does to the canonical X-Men Universe. These movies don’t always fit together. (In fact, I think because of the time paradoxes of X-Men: Days of Future Past, the events of the third movie X-Men: The Last Stand has now officially never happened.) Who knows what the installment of “Logan” will do to the status of the overall story, given that it is particularly dark and according to its plot, all the mutant X-Men are dead.

What is left in the dusty world of bleak 2029 is an aged Wolverine who is slowly losing his powers of indestructible healing, a now dangerously senile Charles Xavier (played again by his old counterpart Patrick Stewart), and their albino housekeeper named Caliban (played by the comedian Stephen Merchant.) They live right across the Mexican border on a dusty farm. Charles is being housed in a giant steel tank and takes knock-out medicine. His mind is too powerful and unstable to focus. Technically the government now considers it to be a weapon of mass destruction.

Everything is bad and then it gets worse. Logan is found by a nurse who has absconded with a child that was created with mutant powers by an evil corporation with the evil intent of patenting the mutating genes. She asks Logan for help, Logan is reluctant to help, Logan reluctantly helps, and many people die in the aftermath.

“Logan” is a great movie masquerading as a comic book blockbuster. It directly reminded me of the Christopher Nolan “Batman” movies in style and tone. There seems to be almost no digital effects. Everything is down to earth and gritty. The movie was written and directed by James Mangold who has shown before the ability to not confuse spectacle with drama (“3:10 to Yuma,” “The Wolverine”).

Hugh Jackman, as Wolverine, puts in his best performance out of the now nine times he has played the character. He also has never looked so much like Wolverine. Patrick Stewart makes a great case for why a man of his dramatic talent should be in a superhero movie at all. Stephen Merchant, best known for being a comedian, is an inspired choice of casting for the dramatic role he plays. And then there is Daphne Keen who puts in a performance that should not be possible given her age. I feel like I need to see a documentary in the quiet revolution of child performances in the past twenty years that make something like Ms. Keen possible. For those of us who remember Macauley Kulkin being the best child performer of his time, it is a revelation to see children pull off the myriad of great performances in “Beasts of the Southern Wild,” “Looper,” and now “Logan.”

Over the soundtrack the sound of old Johnny Cash plays. It is a fitting end for a great character.


Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Fences (4/5 Stars)


 “Fences” is obviously adapted from a play. It helps to keep reminding yourself of this as you watch. That way you can get past the long speeches in confined areas without succumbing to the unreality of all. People act differently within the confines of a play and when they are brought into the wide open of movies it can seem weird. So it is best to come into this movie with that expectation.

The biggest choice any adapter of a play needs to make is how much of the talking of the play should be ditched for scenes of action. Director Denzel Washington ditches so little of the lines that it hardly makes sense for to see “Fences” as a movie. If you can see it as a play, do that instead, the immediacy of the live medium will make it more exciting and easy to follow. Not that “Fences” is a bad adaptation. Denzel’s directs in long takes and makes everyone speak very quickly. This helps move the whole thing along even if it must as designed stay in a backyard for the most part.

Denzel stars as Troy Maxson, an arrogant man who bitterly notices that his life was unfair and that he is too old to get a better one. He is a garbage truck hauler with ambitions to be a garbage truck driver. He also wants to turn back the clock about thirty years and play baseball in the major leagues. He once was a very good ball player., but as the play goes along it becomes clearer and clearer that he didn’t really have a chance to make it. Everything went against him: racism, non-existent parents, his own character. It is hard to tell where societies ills end and where his weaknesses start. This blinds him to the promise of his children, his relatively good life, and his own faults. There are several dramatic scenes that start with this man being on the high road talking a lot and end with his moral grandstanding backfiring. A good example is when his grown son, a musician, asks to borrow ten dollars. He makes a big scene about how his son should get a real job and not mooch. Then it turns out that Denzel was in prison for his son’s childhood and really does owe his son ten dollars every now and again no matter how old he is.

His wife, played by Viola Davis, is a standard long suffering wife. She is an upstanding reasonable woman, the sort of character whose personality is sacrificed to provide a foil to more complex and interesting people. Someday someone might make a story about a guy like Denzel, (“which has happened many times before think “Death of a Salesman”) about a woman instead. Maybe once the 60s roll around again.


All in all, there is great acting in “Fences.” There is almost nothing else and no potential for anything else. And I’m not sure if anyone else noticed, but there is only one fence in “Fences.” This movie should really be called “Fence.”

Saturday, February 18, 2017

The Founder (3/5 Stars)



This movie never really makes up its mind about what it thinks about Ray Croc, the man who franchised McDonald’s, a small family owned chain in Southern California, into a global company. Is he a hero or a villain in this story? Does he represent good things like ambition, persistence, and work ethic? Or does he represent bad things like bullying, cutting corners, and unfair dealing? Or is he half-good or half-bad? I actually think the last one may be closer to the truth, but the movie is ambiguous.

Now the creators of the movie may have felt that keeping the movie ambiguous is a way of portraying Ray Croc in a half-good/half-bad way. But saying nothing about either thing isn’t the same about saying something about both things. “The Founder” would have been a much better movie if its creators were more insistent on having more of a point of view. A much better movie with a very similar plot is David Fincher’s great movie “The Social Network.” That too told the story of a small business that grew into a giant and the collateral damage of early partners it left in its wake. That movie is superior to this one because it was explained to the audience why it was necessary that the collateral partners were pushed aside and explained why that wasn't completely fair, whereas “The Founder” never quite makes the argument that Ray Croc was wrong in how he expanded McDonald’s (he is shown maintaining a great product and giving business opportunites to many hardworking normal people) and never quite makes the argument that Ray Croc was right in how he cut out the original founders, the McDonald’s brothers (Ray Croc’s real estate deals are shown in a slippery manner and the movie blatantly shows the infamous hand shake deal that courts later said couldn’t be proved.)

The lynchpin of the whole thing was a milkshake that didn’t need a freezer. It was an insta-mix. You put it into a glass of cold water and stirred it for a couple minutes. The McDonald’s brothers (played by the perfectly cast Nick Offerman and John Carrol Lynch) balk at this even though Ray Croc and all the other franchisees prove that it will save them a lot of money. What does the movie think? Did the McDonald’s brothers have the right to stop all the other franchisees from saving money with insta-milkshakes? Are the original standards of McDonald’s sacrosanct and not worth the expansion of the franchise? This could be clearer.

Another thing mixed up in this could be clearer. Ray Croc was married to a woman who didn’t share his ambitions. The woman who came up with the Insta-milkshake became his later wife after he divorced the first one. What does the movie think about this? It kind of waffles here too. It is under the impression that the first divorce is not a good thing. But it can’t admit (because I don’t think the evidence is there) that the second marriage was a bad thing. When I watched the “Social Network,” I felt it was making an argument that the company, Facebook, and its success was important enough to warrant hurt feelings and disloyalty to members that weren’t on board with the program of making it the biggest and best thing ever. “The Founder” is in the same position, but doesn’t make the argument. I’m not entirely sure what “The Founder” thinks of McDonald’s. Does it think it should have stayed in San Bernadino? Or does it think it should have expanded across the world? This is an important question because Ray Croc was responsible for the second scenario and he could not have done it with the McDonald’s brothers as his business partners.

Ray Croc is played by Michael Keaton, one of those actors that is sort of beyond definition. He looks white-bread neutral and yet the man has played Beetlejuice, Batman, Birdman, and a police sergeant that moonlights at Bed, Bath, and Beyond and quotes TLC lyrics. He is an off-kilter surreal actor playing in a boring white man’s body. He is perfect for Ray Croc, whose weird enthusiasm and persistence, renders him borderline uncanny valley. That is he looks human but there is something not quite right. Like L. Ron Hubbard, he seems to have brainwashed himself. Early scene of him as a traveling milk-shake salesman has him alone in his hotel room listening to self-motivation records on a loop. It would be nice if the movie had an opinion about that.


The first McDonald’s in San Bernadino looks and feels like a great restaurant. In fact, it reminds me of the best fast food restaurant I’ve ever been to: In-N-Out. The menu is only burgers, fries, and soda/shakes. The quality of the food is great. The people working there are clean cut and well paid. As a mainly Southern California restaurant, the restaurant is airy and people can easily eat outside. Contrast this with your average McDonald’s today. A depressing conglomeration of colors and menu options, all of which contain substandard ingredients, and a general aura of uncleanliness confined in the commercial space of a crowded urban area (at least in NYC). Of course we don’t see what McDonald’s became in “The Founder,” and I really don’t know what the makers feel about what happened.

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Silence (4/5 Stars)



“Silence” is an outlier in movies. It was adapted from a book of the same name by Japanese author Shusako Endo. That book is a fictionalized account of a historical occurrence. The persecution of Christians in mid-17th Century Japan. The Christian evangelists are Portugese Jesuits. (This movie substitutes English for Portugese but the Japanese stays the same.) Persecution and even martyrdom do not faze the Jesuits. As one states in the movie, “the blood of martyrs are the seed of the church.” And yes, the Japanese shogunate starts realizing this. So instead of making martyrs out of priests for not apostatizing (renouncing God’s name publicly) they start torturing and killing innocent Christian Japanese civilians, mostly just poor fisherman, whether or not they apostatize until the priests apostatize. This is a much harder choice for the Jesuit missionaries. They were ready to give up their lives for God, but they weren’t so ready to watch other men do it when an apostasy by the priest would save them.

There is much pain and cruelty and heavy theological talk in this movie. Almost immediately it becomes apparent why it took the director Martin Scorsese twenty years to get funding to make the movie. There are no commercial reasons for making the film. But that in itself is a reason to go see it. For it is a good movie and a good movie about this subject matter is something you probably haven't seen before.

The movie starts in Portugal with more bad news. The persecutions have been off and on in Japan for fifty years now and all the Christians have resorted to practicing in secret. But this latest news is the most dire yet. Father Ferrera has been reported to have apostasized in public, changed his name and taken a Japanese wife. Two young Jesuit missionaries in Lisbon do not believe it. After all, Ferrara was their teacher. These two men are Father Rodrigues (played by Andrew Garfield) and Father Garupe (played by Adam Driver). Over the concerns of their monsignor, they set off to Japan to find the truth and Ferrara. They are told that theirs will be the last mission the Jesuits take to Japan as it is now too dangerous for any Christians there.

Indeed it is too dangerous for Christians there. Rodrigues and Garupe succeed in finding a poor fishing village inhabited by secret Christians. They say mass and give absolution under dark of night. But sooner or later, simply by being there, they draw the attention to the authorities somehow. And the authorities start cruelly torturing to death all the poor men, women, and children that look up to Rodrigues and Garupe for solace.

At this point, Rodrigues and Garupe split up as Rodrigues goes further to look for Ferrara. And giving meaning to the title of the movie, he starts to have a crisis of faith. Where is God when his faithful are going through unimaginable tortures? Good question.

“Silence” is a good complementary film with Scorsese's last sincere exploration of Christianity, 1987’s “The Last Temptation of Christ.” (Fun fact: That movie was one of the reasons why there weren’t all that many blatantly religious movies between 1987 and 2004’s ‘The Passion of the Christ.’ It turns out when certain Christians don’t like how Christ is portrayed (in that movie 100% human and 100% divine) they denounce and picket. Movie studios wanted none of that.) It reflects the sincere interest of a Roman Catholic and what it means to have faith in the most trying of times. I heard that he held a screening for Papa Frank, another Jesuit. I’m not surprised by Papa Frank's openness.

The movie falters somewhat in its casting of Andrew Garfield. Try as I might, I had hard time seeing him as someone who would have lived in the 17th Century. He seems too smooth in the face for that. I actually think this movie could have been more effective if Andrew and Adam Driver had switched roles. Adam Driver doesn’t really look normal and that I feel is what these characters require.

The Japanese in the movie, unknown unless I’m betraying my lack of knowledge of Japanese movies, are cast perfectly. Shin’ya Tsumakato plays Mokichi and really looks like he has been living hard in a dirt poor fishing village all his life. Yosuke Kubozuka plays the interpreter Kichijiro. This is a rather pathetic person who ultimately draws less of the audience’s contempt as it does its pity. Finally, the big bad inquisitor Inoue is played by Issei Ogata as not big and bad and not even particularly intimidating. Actually he’s rather polite and goes out of his way to reason with Father Rodrigues about the futility of spreading Christianity to Japan. Of course he’s also evil, anyone who tortures and kills innocent people always is, but like all well written characters, his stance is explained well and understood, which makes Father Rodrigues’s reaction to it all the more meaningful.


“Silence” is a good movie. For its kind of movie, it's one of the best. All too easy a thing to accomplish given there are so few movies like it.